1. I love you all. Some less than others, some more than others. But everyone has my love.

  2. First taste of a night club. Was, interesting. Not my kind of music but after enough alcohol, was alright

  3. Watching the match in Ireland today. :D

  4. Vegetarians are insane in the metaphorical membrane.

  5. The live cows which just came onboard look so tasty. I do like my steak blue…

  6. After being vegetarian for one day, I say, while it is survivable. I’d kill for a steak.

  7. The fault in our stars. A book about a dude who see’s a girl who looks like his ex, thinks “You’ll do.” Then they go to Amsterdam to visit a drunk, fuck. Then they both race to death.
    I was disappointed by that book.

  8. For such intelligent animals, dolphins really do take their fucking time getting out of my way when I’m steering what is to them, a giant fucking blender.

  9. Henry the ships resident Fishguard shithawk

  10. Trip 1. Stern door is bust. Well fuck

  11. This train journey can fuck right off

  12. And so the trip begins…

  13. My Mum Checking If I'd Packed

    evildoctorgraves:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR BAG ISNT CLOSED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ISNT PACKED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE DRUNK

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR PHONE AND CHARGER ISNT PACKED

    Well, I need to brush my teeth in the morning, my drunken state doesnt…

    Aye, I know she’s trying to help. But all this panic is ridiculous