1. Vegetarians are insane in the metaphorical membrane.

  2. The live cows which just came onboard look so tasty. I do like my steak blue…

  3. After being vegetarian for one day, I say, while it is survivable. I’d kill for a steak.

  4. The fault in our stars. A book about a dude who see’s a girl who looks like his ex, thinks “You’ll do.” Then they go to Amsterdam to visit a drunk, fuck. Then they both race to death.
    I was disappointed by that book.

  5. For such intelligent animals, dolphins really do take their fucking time getting out of my way when I’m steering what is to them, a giant fucking blender.

  6. Henry the ships resident Fishguard shithawk

  7. Trip 1. Stern door is bust. Well fuck

  8. This train journey can fuck right off

  9. And so the trip begins…

  10. My Mum Checking If I'd Packed

    evildoctorgraves:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR BAG ISNT CLOSED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ISNT PACKED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE DRUNK

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR PHONE AND CHARGER ISNT PACKED

    Well, I need to brush my teeth in the morning, my drunken state doesnt…

    Aye, I know she’s trying to help. But all this panic is ridiculous

  11. Reblog if you have boobs

    rachelgilinsky:

    abigail-espin0sa:

    heartless-fuckup:

    shawnmendes:

    magconconfessions:

    pipechan:

    love-lives-to-hurt:

    mistize:

    one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

    Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

    The fucking notes

    MORE THAN 8M IM CRYING

    IM ALREADY LITERALLY FLAT THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN TO ME REBLOG

    I wanted to scroll past, I really did

    oopS

    I need the yobos

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via deadrocker)

  12. My Mum Checking If I’d Packed

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR BAG ISNT CLOSED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ISNT PACKED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE DRUNK

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR PHONE AND CHARGER ISNT PACKED

    Well, I need to brush my teeth in the morning, my drunken state doesnt affect it, seeing as I packed mostly yesterday, my phone needs charging overnight, and it needs to be open to put stuff in.

    Any more hassle? 

    No?

    Bye then.

  13. Found out my yellow fever jab now covers me for life! Get in!

  14. flamingno:

    [panics but not in a disco sort of way]

    (via fangirlingasusual)